Dammit

So I've been conspicuosly absent from this blog for several months, and I'd like to apologize to anyone who gives a shit. I believe you are few and far between, but you have my apology. Now, onto other things...

Holy shit I was in a foul mood Sunday. Now to protect myself, let me first say that I'm generally in a  pretty good mood, so for me to be as pissy as I was is something in and of itself. So you may be asking yourself why was I so grouchy??? Well, it has to do with my ongoing sex life, or lack thereof.

My wife is the love of my life, and I couldn't do without her. But she really pissed me off sometimes. We went to a friends house Saturday night to view the LSU game, and have drinks. Before we left, I told my wife that I may need to have a few drinks and that I wanted her to lay off so she could drive home. Of course after a couple of hours, I realize that my darling is about 15 vodkas into the evening....enter the first pissoff of the night. So I finished my drink and stopped drinking so I could drive home.

Pissoff #2 entered my life after surviving the LSU game sans heart attack somehow. At this point I had resigned myself to driving and was ready to leave. It was 10-ish, and the kids needed to be run to bed, plus I figured that after 15 vodkas, I had a fighting chance of getting laid tonight (excitement!). After an hour and a half of hinting and finally starting to get slightly ugly, we left for home.

Pissoff #3, aka the major pissoff, entered after we got home. I was the recipient of several kisses (FUN ones), a couple of grabs and other indicators that suggested my wish of sex was going to come true. Suddenly, she had a change of heart, possibly hormone driven, and decided she was tired and needed to go to bed.

There is a lot of back story to this, like the summer spent mostly away from home for family surgeries and deaths in the family.  I freely admit these are all valid reasons. However, this does not change the fact that while she is gone, I'm not getting any. So since late June, I've gotten laid about 5 times, plus or minus a couple. People may disagree, but to me, this is not a lot.

For the future, my honey is having some problems with her girl parts, and is having a procedure performed in a few weeks that will leave her unable/unwilling to have sex for a minimum of 2-3 weeks in October. So if things go the way I expect, I'll continue to have nothing until she starts her period shortly, then as soon as that's over, the procedure will happen, which wipes out most of September and pretty much all of October. So for those of you keeping score, I'll be approximately 5 sexual encounters from mid-June through the end of October.

I'm overjoyed.

Really.

I need a friend with benefits.

Later