Don't do this at home

Ladies, please don't try this at home....

So at home last night at a reasonable hour and my honey is clearly off. Not ragingly grouchy, but not quite right either. So I bite the bullet and ask what, if anything, is wrong/bothering her. She says her hormones are bothering, but on the bright side, she is a touch horny. I immediately got my hopes up, but then tempered them with the hard earned knowledge that unless she acts on that tinge of horniness right away, it probably will not happen. And of course, it didn't.

Ladies, please know that if you tell your man you feel a little horny, we will expect you to maintain that feeling and fucking act on it. Otherwise, please don't tell us, and if it makes it through until the kids and dogs have gone to bed, you can give us a pleasant surprise.

Seriously, I'd much rather never know. In my experience, it usually doesn't happen unless she tells me this after the kids and dogs time.

Later